10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05