10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright