10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05