10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
if u play for the thrill u are ill
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson