10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.