10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."