10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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