10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!