10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim