10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!