10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek