10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant