10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."