10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?