10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05