10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright