10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.