10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen