10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders