10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion