10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright