10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)