10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.