10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks