10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks