10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson