10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."