10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"