10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.