10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."