10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls