10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester