10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword