10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!