10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Welcome to kicker school
• Those eggs smell delicious!