10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "No river, no fish."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event