10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery