10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
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