10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.