10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson