10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)