10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is for fat, American losers.