10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.