10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.