10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier