10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.