10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine