10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have