10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.