10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss